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Super-Market

In the aisle you’re likely to find light bulbs A woman and another woman Giving her a hug like she no longer had cancer. The post Super-Market appeared first on Feathertale.

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How to Flirt Like the French

You have beautiful post-impressionist eyelids. Tell me about your underwear. How do they say “fellation” in English? I don’t like to pressure you but the Viagra is starting to wear off. The post How to...

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Fat Joke

She looked up from her Salade Nicoise to say how much she was enjoying it. I smirked. “Why?” she asked.  “Because people my size don’t really like eating?” “No.  I just think that my relationship to...

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O Kraken! My Kraken!

You’ve been repackaged, Disneyfied for the masses in plush doll form.   You finally emerge from the abyss to dine on shrimp cocktails platters.   Oh, Kraken! My Kraken! You hired a new PR guy to soften...

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Montreal Chic

Montreal looks like two chapped lips slightly parted on a map.   Take that, Toronto! Take that, New York!   But Italy –you chic leather boot from 40, 000 feet up —   Goddamn you, Italy, you always have...

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Letting the Cat Out of the Bag: Most Useful English Idioms

Yes, Elvis has left the building And you may be glad to see the back of A hot potato Jumping on the bandwagon But once in a blue moon You will hear it on the grapevine Rather than straight from the...

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The Game of Thrones in the Form of a Villanelle

The blonde is in somebody else’s bed. King Robert’s drunk again. The realm’s a mess, and Ned, your favourite character, is dead.   Queen Cersei’s brother-lover’s lost his…hand. Freud tells us what that...

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Sha Na Na at Woodstock

My problem— actually one of many— is I think of the title of a poem and then have no idea what to write under the title. The post Sha Na Na at Woodstock appeared first on Feathertale.

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Stolen Heart | Bad Taste

“Give me back my heart, you bastard!” She says this with a little piece of my liver clinging to the corner of her mouth.   The post Stolen Heart | Bad Taste appeared first on Feathertale.

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The Toilet Would Not Stop Running

I went to the hardware store, and the man behind the customer service counter said I needed a new flapper, sent me down the appropriate aisle. I went home, followed the surprisingly easy INSTRUCTIONS,...

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FewDeL

We are the Fewer Defense League To reek against the blitzkrieg Of less on fewer’s our intrigue   They seize less weeds and grieve less trees They have less heroes and save less dollars Oh the many,...

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I want to be abducted by extraterrestrials in the middle of a bad dream

I want to be abducted by extraterrestrials in the middle of a bad dream. I want large crowds to cheer at the sight of my naked body. I want a thrilling auction of otherworldly goods and unanimous...

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Pigs

“That’s it, we ate him, the last pig ever.”  “Are you sure?”  “Pretty positive.”  “Why didn’t we hold on to at least one male and female?”  “The same reason we always don’t: we assume some other...

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Who Owns a Book Is Rich

for with it can one slap aristocrats   and thieve their jewellery The post Who Owns a Book Is Rich appeared first on Feathertale.

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Dandelion

She held on to him tight like one of those koala toys her uncle brought from Australia last Christmas, the one that wears a vest and firmly hugs her little finger. Jeremy said, “Let me go!” three times...

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In Solidarity with Frogs Whose Defence Mechanism Is a Bad Aftertaste Once...

This year’s mosquito finds the skin beneath cotton. Bites through corduroy. This year’s mosquito has evolved to penetrate denim.   But this year’s mosquito doesn’t know that I got a new tattoo within...

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Who Owns a Book Is Rich

for with it can one slap aristocrats   and thieve their jewellery The post Who Owns a Book Is Rich appeared first on Feathertale.

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Revisionist History

In the end, if you ever find the loving words Intended for this page, please Return them to their rightful owner; Some lunatic crossed them out (Likely in a fit of jealous rage) And wrote this instead....

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Phone Conversation Unfinished

Listen, just in case           In case what? In case there should be, in case tragedy           What kind? In case volcano, in case earthquake, in case fire           Where? When? In case market, in...

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Keep It Down

every time I hiccup I’ll think of you and your flood pants your panic at any uncertainty at your own uncertainty I’ll think of your mustard sandwiches you, eating a whole red pepper chomping on a...

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